Pontificus Infidelibus
This grand and glorious revelation was unveiled to our Powerful Prophet of Eris, Pontificus Infidelibus, through our goddess's one divine channel, a bowl of Alpha-Bits1. Yea, should any initiate desire to confer with our holy goddess, simply make thyself a bowl of this ambrosia, and after the proper blessing2, and offering of hemp milk, the goddess Will ALWAYS speak through her divine vessel to her loyal subjects.